“The Tortured Poets Department” by Taylor Swift is the Perfect Tempo for CPR

Taylor Swift could be a real mastermind because it turns out her new song is “The Tortured Poets Department.” can actually help save a life.

According to the American Heart Association, the title track of Swift’s latest album is ” The Tortured Poets Department, has 110 beats per minute, the right pace for hands-only CPR. “A double album!?! 🤯 So double the chances of songs with life-saving beats!?! ✌️,” the AHA wrote in an April 19 Instagram post. “If you see a teenager or adult collapse, call 911 and then give a firm, quick squeeze to the center of their chest to the beat of ‘The Tortured Poets Department.’ Thank you @taylorswift!”

Fans took to the nonprofit’s comments section to applaud the revelation and share their own Swiftie-themed CPR jokes. “I stopped CPR, after all it was no use, the spirit was gone that we would never get to,” one person wrote, nodding to the song “So Long, London.” Another added: “And just like that, a whole new generation knew what to do in an emergency!” 🚨 ❤️.”

Rumor has it that The Tortured Poets Department is not only a life-saving tool, but also Swift’s ex-boyfriend Matty Healy.

In the song, Swift, 34, recounts moments she shares with her “tattooed golden retriever” – Healy, 35, is covered in tattoos – while also referencing a conversation about how “Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist” . (Healy once praised Puth’s talent in a social media post that was resurfaced by fans after the album’s April 19 release.)

Swift had an affair with The 1975 frontman in 2014, and the couple reunited after their split in 2023 Joe Alwyn after six years together.

“Sometimes I wonder if you’re going to screw this up with me / But you told Lucy you’d kill yourself if I ever left / And I said that to Jack so I’d feel seen,” Swift sings in the Bridge and plays on it her mutual friend and producer Jack Antonoff. “Everyone we know understands why it should be this way / Because we’re crazy.”

Meanwhile, Healy was asked to answer questions about the album during a walk. “How would you rate your Taylor diss track compared to the 30 others?” asked a reporter in footage obtained by Entertainment tonight on April, 24th.

Healy looked confused as he replied, “My diss track?”, to which the reporter clarified that they were referring to Swift’s latest music release. “Oh,” Healy said, laughing. “I haven’t heard much about it, but I’m sure it’s good.”