Rebel Wilson describes a royal conflict that the company probably committed not wants out.
In her memoir, Rebel Wilson insulted Sacha Baron Cohen and an unnamed Jordanian prince by name.
Speaking of royalty, the actress and comedian also has a breathtaking story about the British royal family.
According to her memoirs, Rebel narrowly escaped a drug-fueled royal orgy during the one she attended Thought was a costume party.
Which British royal invited Rebel Wilson to a sex party?
In Rebel uprisingIn Rebel Wilson’s new memoir, she recalls a time in 2014 – when she was in her mid-30s – when she attended a tech billionaire’s party.
The event took place at an undisclosed ranch just outside of Los Angeles. Rebel was present, as she writes, in a “buxom girl outfit with a cone hat.” This should fit the medieval theme of the party. “It was a mood,” she describes.
According to Rebel, what she thought was “candy” was circulating freely at the party. And women seemed to outnumber the male guests – intentionally.
“I got a last-minute invitation to a tech billionaire’s party,” Rebel writes.
She recalls: “The guy who invited me, who is about fifteenth or twentieth in line to the British throne, had said to my male friend, ‘We need more girls.'” (This sentence can be thoughtful… or he can be red flag)
“The party was crazy. Men fought on horses in a field, girls dressed as mermaids were in the pool,” describes Rebel. “The property was huge, and because it was quite a long drive, people were assigned rooms to stay in overnight.”
Here’s where Rebel Wilson says things have taken a turn
“I watch the British royals flop around while I keep lifting my breasts,” Rebel explained.
“There’s a huge private fireworks display,” she described, “and then all of a sudden it’s two in the morning and a guy comes out with a big tray with what appears to be a lot of candy piled on top.”
According to Rebel’s memoirs, this was not candy, but “Molly.” Molly refers to methylenedioxymethamphetamine or MDMA, which many also know as ecstasy.
“I turned to the screenwriter I was talking to, confused,” Rebel says. “He says, ‘Oh, it’s for the orgy…the orgies usually start around this time with these things.'”
She adds: “Now the Windsor’s comment about needing more girls made a lot more sense. They didn’t talk about a boy-girl ratio like in an eighth grade disco. You were talking about an ORGY!”
According to Rebel Wilson, this royal invitation was difficult NO for her. “Of course I’m going to pull up my maiden dress and run out as fast as I can.” Based on the timeline, Rebel may not have had sex at this point in his life.
Which royal attended the party Rebel Wilson describes?
Rebel is deliberately vague and probably has legal reasons. She doesn’t live in the UK, but the backward defamation laws could still be a problem if she works or travels there Beans on Toast Island. It’s probably much safer to avoid identifying the king.
The royal family is huge and most of the people in line to the throne aren’t names that normal people know off the top of their head.
This list has also changed significantly since 2014 (some of the current people in the top 20 were not yet born or were still children at that time), and we do not know whether it refers to the 2024 or 2014 line of succession.
To be clear, Rebel is not directly accusing the unnamed member of the royal family wrongdoing. At least not in these excerpts.
MDMA is illegal under the United States’ embarrassing war on drugs, but it is not immoral. And orgies aren’t even illegal, let alone harmful. (Unless, you know, there’s a house fire or something)
But… the royal family doesn’t like to hear things like that in the news about members of the family. With the exception of Meghan Markle, the king has traditionally tried to protect family members from scandals.