Kevin Hart Jokes That Tom Brady Should Have Known Gisele Bundchen Was “screwing” the Karate Teacher

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Tom Brady was mercilessly roasted over the weekend during the Netflix special “The Roast of Tom Brady.” Among the most notable moments was Kevin Hart‘s comment on Tom’s divorce from Gisele Bündchen. While Kevin, 44, initially joked that Tom, 46, left the New England Patriots coach “high and dry” after leaving the team, the comedian acknowledged Gisele’s relationship with the jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.

“You fooled him. “You did him good,” Kevin said to Tom, referring to the athlete who left Patriots coach Bill Belichick for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. “You did, Tom. You screwed your coach, but let me tell you something, guys – this is what you have to do to stay happy. Sometimes you have to fuck your coach.”

The Ride along The actor then moved on to the main part of his roast. “You know who else screwed over their coach? Gisele,” Kevin said, adding, “She fucked that karate man.”

Kevin Hart: “You know who fucks his coach, Gisele fucks that karate man.” 😭😩 pic.twitter.com/Ssf5fxEH6B

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The camera cut to Tom’s face as he smiled while the crowd roared in response to Kevin’s joke.

“What an idiot! Why would you do that?” Kevin shouted, laughing. “I mean Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks to ever play a game. How could you not have seen this coming? Eight damn karate classes a day. Eight karate classes a day and she still has a white belt.”

Kevin even went so far as to say, “Shit, Tom. The only bruises she had were on her butt. Everyone should have known.”

According to several media outlets, Gisele began dating her new boyfriend in June 2023. She and Tom finalized their divorce in October 2022. They share children Ben and Vivian Brady, and Tom also has son John with his ex Bridget Moynahan.

Kevin didn’t stop joking about Tom’s previous marriage. As part of another joke that From heart to heart The presenter referred to the rumors that Tom and Gisele ended their marriage because of his football career. Before they broke up, Tom retired and then left the NFL, eventually retiring from the league for good.

“The single life is what you deserve because you had no choice – Gisele gives you an ultimatum,” Kevin claimed. “Gisele said, ‘You retire or we’re done.’ That’s what she said to you, Tom. Let me tell you something. If you have a chance to get to eight and nine and it will only cost you your wife and children, then you have to do it. Do you know what that’s called, Tom? That’s called real shit. Fuck the kids.”

However, Gisele denied this rumor shortly after she and Tom separated.